Eric Crowley Eric is a self-employed artist who writes about modern culture. You can follow him on twitter. There is a myth that you have to be good-looking to get laid with online dating. If you can write, you can seduce. For example, look at these two profiles: The first guy is about as funny as dead puppies. Always be show in your profile, never tell. We had sex fifteen minutes later. It was fine, but her pussy labia were beat up and stretched out, looking like old roast beef. Through providing the right details, he leads the reader to his conclusion, while making them think it was theirs.
For example, imagine a profile opening with this: Hey, what should I put in my profile? Write that you always practice safe sex. I know because you leave your Magnum condoms littered all over our shared bathroom. My seed is powerful. It raises the vibration of our toilet bowl. Or your toothbrush, when my aim is bad. Though this example borders on being to overtly sexual. See point 4 below. Which leads me to… 2. A guy who asked me for online dating advice had this on his profile: I grew up in Brazil.
His whole profile was a list of facts. I was born in the jungles of Brazil. Take it a step further, and you can convey perspective.
For example, look at these two different versions: I grew up in Brazil, the land of jiu-jitsu and models, where the men have big muscles, and the women have bigger asses. It was heaven for a teenager with high testosterone. I feel growing up in another country has allowed me to acknowledge my own privilege as a white cisgendered male, and appreciate the diversity of other less patriarchal cultures.
This kind of writing filters for girls who want to fuck you. The second guy will filter out straight women. I like nerdy and cosplay girls, so I have two comic-con stories in my profile. Always Be Hooking You profile should be short and flow, like a burst of tight twitter messages.
Try writing something like: Online attention spans are short. You have to hook from the first line of your profile — and keep hooking. I stack my profile with about a dozen different twitter sized anecdotes girls can ask me about. Humor is the quickest way to hook. Long paragraphs only work if every part of them hooks. Girls will disqualify you for one bad line, but it might take three to a message. Keep track of which things girls frequently ask you about, and which never get commented on.
Speaking of giving her a reason to talk to you… 4. Give Her An Alibi People forget that Tucker Max initially became famous from a hook-up application on his website — i.
In it, he wrote girls could come over to do his laundry for him. How do you write the first message? The same way you wrote a profile — except you only need one twitter sized message that hooks. For inspiration, check out delicioustacos list of 44 OKCupid Openers , but write your own to filter for your personality. It just has to hook. The first thing any girl will do if your message piques her interest is go read your profile — which will be tight.
You can simply ask a girl out, if you write well. You seem attractive and consequently I would like to explore the possibility of enhancing your life by means of exposure to my awesomeness. The goal of messaging is to get a number or meetup. The moment you hook, go for the number. The girl is already hooked, knows who you are, and is into you All you have to do is close and enjoy the passive stream of women flowing into your life.