A guy will actually search for a golf ball. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year. A hooker can wash her crack and resell it. What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died. There are twenty of them. You can unscrew a lightbulb. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets. What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
How is a girlfriend like a laxative? They both irritate the shit out of you. What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? Why do vegetarians give good head? After five years, your job will still suck. Why do walruses love a tupperware party? Why did God give men penises? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak. What did the penis say to the vagina? What do a woman and a bar have in common?
Liquor in the front, poker in the back. The box a penis comes in. One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch. How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it. How is life like a penis? Your girlfriend makes it hard. Why do women have orgasms? Just another reason to moan, really. What do you call a guy with a small dick? What do you call a guy with a giant dick? What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
Know what a 6. Another good thing screwed up by a period. How is sex like a game of bridge? What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them. What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
What did the O say to the Q? What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids. What did the sanitary napkin say to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings. You can negotiate with a terrorist. How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?