It reads like a math problem, but in fact it is far more fun that! We have reached the semi-final rounds of this endearingly ridiculous contest.
The only sad part of the dance is that Cheryl is wearing a lampshade for pants. Best Definition of Growth: Oh is that what they mean by personal growth? Dancing with the Stars Watch: Double Trouble Best Fake Out: The crowd boos and starts looking under their seats for their pitchforks and torches. That translates into a 10 from Carrie Ann for a total of They wear white and dance around in a dreamy mist. The judges ramble on about romance and angel feet and whatnot. They end up with a score of 28 out of Maria and Derek flubbed it last week with their Bollywood-inspired samba, but this week amid a river of tears, they nailed it apparently.
Maria, who appears to have gone deaf out of nerves, keeps asking what? William Levy had no clothes when he came to the U. He tells us about his travails leaving Cuba and becoming the biggest star in South America.
Then he dances a samba and shakes what his mama gave him encased in incredibly tight white pants. Bruno starts rambling about the pleasure zone and Carrie Ann can barely talk in excitement. He gets a perfect Slightly Silliest Sob Story: Katherine Jenkins got dumped, guys. But Dancing with the Stars was there to pick her up, dust her off, and help her find her smile. Tell it to Adele, Kathy. She breaks down and then the judges all try to cheer her up as she stiff-upper-lips it and apologizes to everyone.
They give her a string of 9s and call a doctor. Ever want to see a grown man cry? Driver took up selling drugs and playing football until he met his wife, who made him drop the former and keep up with the latter. No ten from Len for Donald Driver. Maria Menounos has a boyfriend. They earn a very respectable 29 out of 30 for their jive, so sadly there was no need for Vince to tag in and slam Len with a folding chair.
Come back tomorrow to see who is going home, who is in the finals, and who forgets to wear waterproof mascara. Subscribe Popular Among Subscribers.