Bae Yeah, we started you off with a softball. If you don't know what "bae" means by the end of , you're probably in for a learning experience with the rest of this list. Simply put, "bae" is a pet name for your significant other. It's a shorter version of "babe," if you hadn't figured that out yet. It can also be used to describe someone you think would be a good significant other, even if you've never met them.
Most people don't realize this, but it's also the Danish word for feces. Kind of fitting, when you think about it. Cuffing Season So, it turns out there's not much scientific evidence behind "Cuffing Season," but we find it hard to argue against it based on our own experiences.
During the spring and summer, people want to go out and have flings with random people or take extravagant vacations with their friends. Then late fall rolls around and two things happen: Starbucks starts rolling out the red cups, and people start getting into relationships.
Maybe it's because the cold makes people want to cuddle on the couch, or maybe it's the holiday spirit that brings romance around. The bottom line is, an awful lot of those couples are going to be on their own sucking face with strangers at pool parties six months later. Jelly When it's not being used as a delicious complement to peanut butter, "jelly" is a slightly obnoxious way of saying "jealous. We've never tried it, but it seems like the type of word that could escalate an argument extremely quickly.
Don't say we didn't warn you. The quickest way to make sure someone knows they're getting the "slow fade. Tindering You probably could've figured this one out on your own assuming you know what Tinder is , but we feel like most people don't use the verb form a whole lot. It's like any slightly gross subject, the more you talk about it, the less weird it seems. Slow Fade For a long time, we thought this one had something to do with "catching a fade" see: It's not exactly cutting someone off cold turkey, it's more of a gentle letdown where those text message responses drift further and further apart.
We generally don't have a problem with telling someone to take a hike when we're no longer interested in them, but this seems like it'd be suited for all of those passive types out there. It can be universally used and is completely inclusive.
A "THOT" might be a random person you hooked up with, or it might just be someone you see on social media who you don't see as being proper dating material. An oversimplified way to look at it is, if you're not a "bae" to someone, then you might be a "THOT" to them.
Some "wifey material" qualities never go out of style. If a woman has the qualities you'd look for in a spouse, she's "Wifey Material. Thirst Trap Most commonly used for a social media photo posted by a woman in which she seems to be unaware of the sexuality of the photo. A classic example of a "Thirst Trap" would be an attractive woman posting a photo of herself in nothing but lingerie and heels with the caption of "Loving these new shoes!
Whether or not she's truly oblivious to the fact that nobody's focusing on her new Louboutins is unimportant, the point is that she'll probably end up with "thirsty" comments on the photo regardless of the intention. Draking If you like this story, consider signing up for our email newsletters.