The UN should have a serious conversation with the heads of RTL5 as they appeared to have inside information, unknown to the intelligence services of most of the western world.
The Shallow Man wants to know. So yet again, in spite of the psychological damage inflicted upon me from watching the first episode of this programme, I sat through all 44 minutes of it so I could provide my ever growing audience with a report.
The things I do for my readers! The Netherlands is full of shall we say not optimally dressed but beautiful single women. From Russia with love, does exactly this. Jeroen, in spite of the fact that he still lives with his mother in a small village of people, is still single. The price also includes the airfare. What could possibly go wrong?
Also being the caring mother that she is, provides her son with two packets of condoms, which she helpfully goes on to explain that one is for long lasting sexual pleasure, and the other one is ribbed to enhance performance and stimulation.
Jeroen shows his mother some of the profiles of the ladies that he can choose for dates. One of whom has a degree. A packet of condoms in each pocket, nice mother Niels and Christian These two fine Dutch Lions are a little older and wealthier. Niels is 53 and Christian They are both looking for serious relationships. Niels lives in the tinder capital of the world, Amsterdam, so why he feels the need to go to Ukraine is beyond me.
Being the sommelier of fine women, he even adds that eastern europeans have smaller heads and flat bellies, which as everyone knows are the essential characteristics one needs when looking for a serious relationship. Love is blind but gold diggers see everything Rene, Rene, Rene.
I shake my head as I write this, why Rene? She is now visiting him in the Netherlands for the first time. For example, he buys rose petals rather than stealing them from his neighbors gardens and scatters them from the front door, all the way up the stairs to the bedroom. How lief van hem. Rene, nice guy but so naive!!!
He meets the lovely Olya at Schiphol, and everything you need to know about her intentions is there to see on camera. Her eyes are so cold that they could freeze a Jamaican beach in the middle of summer.
I actually watched a bit of the following episode, where Rene, dumber than Lady Gaga, Rihanna and Justin Bieber together, has actually proposed to Olya. Actually, a better analogy would be that the ladies were circling like sharks around a raft in the middle of the ocean, on which were sat eight men with more money than sense. No naive Dutchmen were hurt during the writing of the post, but in time, they will be.