Are Korean-American women narrow-minded and uncultured? The piece was posted a few months ago by Ricky Kim, a Korean American man like myself, and takes Korean American women to task for being superficial, materialistic and self-absorbed. He admits that Korean women are the most beautiful women in the world, but concludes by writing: I need to be passionately attracted to my significant other, and for the most part attractive Korean-American women have unattractive personal values.
They care about themselves. They call me negative but I feel the most positive thing you can do is have the courage to address the painful realities in order to build a brighter future for our children. Now, I know that many of our readers have never dated a Korean American woman but want to because—and I totally agree with my boy Ricky here—they are the hottest women on earth.
But your knowledge in this area is limited because the only Korean American women you know of are either cylons: Deserted on a strange tropical island: Or have a golf club permanently attached to their hands: So, you may be thinking: Are Korean American women really as bad as this guy Ricky Kim says?
The answer is yes and yes, please! In a poll that someone told me about seeing somewhere at some point in time, Korean American women were voted the most high-maintenance of all Asian American women and the least desirable as wife material because of this Japanese American women were ranked most desirable as wife material because, well, they live to take care of their men.
For those of you who are going to brave that date with a Korean American woman, I offer these survival tips. As Kim observes in his article: Well, all is not lost, my friend.
We live in America! In America, all our dreams can come true! Because we have access to that wonderful thing known as high-interest credit cards! Better yet—get two or three. Remember—you are dating a KA woman—the Mount Everest of women! Now you have to be careful about the actual date itself. The main thing to remember is—never, under any circumstances, go within a half mile radius of any high-end shopping mall, Rodeo Drive, Brentwood—basically any place where she has the chance to say any variation of the following phrase: You will get sucked in and there is no coming back.
You should know that Koreans love to drink. That comes out to a whopping 90 bottles of soju each year for every Korean person over the age of Jinro, the most popular brand of soju, is the best-selling liquor on the planet earth. You may be thinking—this is great news. Do not pass Go! First of all, repeat after me—she is Korean. In order to get her drunk enough for her inhibitions to drop, you will be spending more on alcohol on one date then you do on your rent for one month.
Who do you think she is—a blond Caucasian chick?! Now, I find it odd that the most dangerous part of dating a KA woman is never, ever addressed. If you are dating a hot KA chick, I guarantee she is going to have a jealous ex-boyfriend who is a Kkhangpae , a Korean gangster or wannabe gangster, stalking her. In other words, he will be tailing you two on your date. But he should be easy to spot. At some point, he will come up to you probably drunk and challenge you to a fight.
Not to worry, Korean gangsters rarely carry guns. Their weapons of choice are usually knives, baseball bats, wooden boards and hammers. Still, they can be scary, but my advice to you is to do nothing. Do not engage him. Because your date will take care of this problem. Which brings us to the final thing you need to know about KA women—they are fucking crazy and ill tempered!
She can handle her ex-gangster boyfriend stalker on her own without you coming to the rescue. This is how the exchange will probably go the dialogue spoken in Konglish of course: But I love you! Oppa, leave me alone!!!! Everest , you will not get anything more than a peck on the cheek and a handshake. After all, you are dating one of the most beautiful women in the world. And hope this advice helps.