Female journalists are ballsy. We are not naive, we are free-spirited, tough individuals who seek challenges. We can wing it and you will never have to prepare us. This is our blessing and our curse. Never try to hold us back from doing anything because we will leave you in our dust with no regrets. What you tell us to do, we will do the opposite. If you tell us not to go somewhere, we will absolutely go there. You might as well have a seat because you will lose this argument. We meet lots of people every day, every where we go.
You are not special and can be replaced. We will chat up any individual that comes our way because every person is important-no matter how bizarre. That being said, we are entertaining. We have a zest for life that others do not.
We live every day like it is our last. Better yet, try the obituaries for a killer reality check-no pun intended. Food will always be around, but the news changes every second. We take chances and have a mindset that some opportunities only come around once. Most of us are witty because we have seen and read it all. Nothing surprises us about humanity anymore, therefore we have to be lighthearted about it. People are screwed up and we know it…why not crack some jokes about it? We will photograph everything.
A picture is worth a thousand words and our computers contain several thousand plus video footage. We are technology nerds, but are attractive and stylish. We have i-pads, i-phones, Droids, MACs, tablets, nooks and whatever else we can receive media on. It is a huge pet peeve considering you graduated high school. This is expected of you. We do a good enough job on our own. We remember your words. Choose your words wisely because they will never be forgotten no matter how many times you apologize.
Nobody is perfect not even us , but we hold you to a higher standard than other women. We learn fast, so if you have an issue with us, we hear you and will attempt to fix it ASAP.
Be prepared and fasten your seatbelt. We have a duty to report unbiased information, which is a task since we are very opinionated people. We will write about you. You could be a character or part of a non-fiction story.
This means you are interesting-congratulations.